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Rejected Holiday Reality
Show Pilots
SELECTED COPY BLOCKS:
Biggest Loser In Reverse. Contestants
arrive fit, trim and full of life but then gorge themselves to slovenly
dysfunction on cookies, eggnog and exaggerated memories of childhood
woe.
Salvation Army Black Ops. Warring charities kidnap bellringers, sabotage fund- drives and seek other ways to blow away the holiday spirit.
Kate Is Late. Santa stays too long at the Gosselin home. Now Kate Plus Nine won’t have quite the rhyme.
Dancing With Antlers. Bristol Palin shows she can really dance—with anyone or anything. Even it if was “field dressed” by Mom.
Rudolph In Detox. Wherein the little son of Donner confesses to other misfits that the red nose is neither a result of the cold nor agenetic abnormality.
Background
Mark Burnett, Jeff Probst and others in the reality show business have nothing to fear. My brief foray into reality TV has ended with a thud. But you gotta admit some of these might be interesting.
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