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More Unlikely
Holiday Hits
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OMG It’s Christmas
c f u r able to txt along 2 d music. LOL.
Over The River To Sue Tiger Woods
A chorus of ex-sponsors, jilted lovers and soon-to-be former in-laws prepares to load up the sleigh.
The First Nobel
The First Couple sings about all the fun they had in Oslo.
Grandma’s Car Took Out That Freakin’ Reindeer
Eggnogs, attitude and driving just don’t mix. Poor Dasher didn’t even see her coming.
No Way You’ll Be Home For Christmas (‘Cause Your Tire’s All Flat N’ Junk)
The GEICO Pothole serenades a forlorn Porsche.
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Sometimes parodies are better than the songs they mock. Anyway, I can't sing or play an instument. But I can make up titles and twist a song's scenario with the best of them. I'd be a heck of a lyricist.
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